Posts tagged with "24"
In honor of 24 starting on Sunday night, I’m going to post some nice new Jack Bauer quotes. I am unashamedly ripping these off of Emily Johnson’s blog. I filtered her list down to the ones I find most funny:
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice. Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer. When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade. Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men. Every mathematical inequality officially ends with “< Jack Bauer”.
There you have it. Hilarious!
Last night, one of our favorite shows, 24, took home several key Emmy awards, including best drama and best actor. Congrats to everyone who’s involved in the show…not that any of them read this ( :
“Jack Bauer doesn’t get wet; water gets Jack Bauer!“