Plot (Don't read if you haven't watched yet)

I'm going to try to get back in the swing of adding "The Office" quotes each week.

Plot

Michael, Oscar, Pam and Darrel go the job fair at the local high school. Andy, Jim, and Kevin go golfing with a client. Dwight and Angela stay in the office while the rest skip out.

This is video from Christmas that I forgot to put up. Kyle is rocking out on guitar, while Lindsay tries to sing a song that she doesn't know and Kayce Swofford bangs away on the drums. It's pretty good stuff.

Stanley while Michael is testing a dummy at his desk to make it look like he’s there even when he’s not:

“I don’t understand while sleeping at your desk is better than not being here.”

Dwight while trying to pee in a cup in the car:

“I think I cut my penis on the lid.”

Dwight while they’re about to pull a prank on another branch and he’s contemplating hurting a guard:

“The eyes are the groin of the head”

Michael trying to write a want ad to replace Stanley:

Andy singing the best jingle ever in his opinion…which he can’t remember:

Give me a break, give me a break. Break me off a piece of that __________.

Michael introducing his staff to the commercial guys (paraphrase):

Stanley = urban

Michael doing more intros:

“Phyllis, like our Mrs. Buttersworth”

Dwight while playing a game on his computer:

Second life is not a game, it’s a multiplayer virtual environment...It doesn’t have winners or losers.

Michael about how well he would do in India to a co-worker at the call center:

“I would have been chief of surgery or a cowboy”

Michael after he yells “BANKRUPTCY” in the office and is told that saying it won’t help anything:

“I didn’t just say it. I declared it.”

That’s all I’ve got this week. It wasn’t that great of an episode.

I saw this on Daryl and Jenny’s blog. I think it’s hilarious.

We love watching “The Office”. I decided that if I’m near my computer, I will post the funniest quotes each week. Here’s this week’s, from Kevin about this pizza place that he hates:

It’s like eating a hot circle of garbage.

Back to working on my OP…It’s coming along well, or so I think.

I need a double cheese burger and hold the lettuce
Don’t be frontin son — no seeds on the bun
We be up in this drive through order for two
I gots a cravin’ fo’ a numba nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here, in this hizzle
For rizzle my mizzle, extra salt on da frizzle
Doctor pepper my brothah, another for ya motha
Double-double supah size and don’t forget the fries.
(Crispy)

Two things…

1.) We just noticed a small amount of mold where the wall meets the tub in our bathroom. It seems like the seal was not very good between the two. The contractor who did all the work is coming to look at it in the morning. Hopefully it’s no big deal and the fix will be easy. I just hope it doesn’t involve ripping out drywall. I’ll be ticked if it does.

2.) Totally unrelated…This commercial is hilarious.