Plot (Don't read if you haven't watched yet)

I'm going to try to get back in the swing of adding "The Office" quotes each week.

Plot

Michael, Oscar, Pam and Darrel go the job fair at the local high school. Andy, Jim, and Kevin go golfing with a client. Dwight and Angela stay in the office while the rest skip out.

Stanley while Michael is testing a dummy at his desk to make it look like he’s there even when he’s not:

“I don’t understand while sleeping at your desk is better than not being here.”

Dwight while trying to pee in a cup in the car:

“I think I cut my penis on the lid.”

Dwight while they’re about to pull a prank on another branch and he’s contemplating hurting a guard:

“The eyes are the groin of the head”

Michael trying to write a want ad to replace Stanley:

Andy singing the best jingle ever in his opinion…which he can’t remember:

Give me a break, give me a break. Break me off a piece of that __________.

Michael introducing his staff to the commercial guys (paraphrase):

Stanley = urban

Michael doing more intros:

“Phyllis, like our Mrs. Buttersworth”

Dwight while playing a game on his computer:

Second life is not a game, it’s a multiplayer virtual environment...It doesn’t have winners or losers.

Michael about how well he would do in India to a co-worker at the call center:

“I would have been chief of surgery or a cowboy”

Michael after he yells “BANKRUPTCY” in the office and is told that saying it won’t help anything:

“I didn’t just say it. I declared it.”

That’s all I’ve got this week. It wasn’t that great of an episode.

We love watching “The Office”. I decided that if I’m near my computer, I will post the funniest quotes each week. Here’s this week’s, from Kevin about this pizza place that he hates:

It’s like eating a hot circle of garbage.

Back to working on my OP…It’s coming along well, or so I think.