Jack Bauer
In honor of 24 starting on Sunday night, I’m going to post some nice new Jack Bauer quotes. I am unashamedly ripping these off of Emily Johnson’s blog. I filtered her list down to the ones I find most funny:
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
Every mathematical inequality officially ends with “< Jack Bauer”.
There you have it. Hilarious!
Jan 11
Are you ready for
Are you ready for some”Jack Bauer”?
Jan 12
you forgot the ever popular,
you forgot the ever popular, “When Jack Bauer jumps into water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Jack Bauer.”
Jan 12
I know…I just thought
I know…I just thought I’d include some new ones from the list ( :
and
I’m definitely ready for some Jack Bauer…sorry about the late reply Dad
Jan 12
I knew you’d find the
I knew you’d find the mathematical equation as one of the funniest.
These were my favorite:
When Google can’t find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
The last one especially makes me laugh! ( :
Jan 15
After the first night of 24
After the first night of 24 I would say Jack Bauer is a pain in the neck!!!!!!