In honor of 24 starting on Sunday night, I’m going to post some nice new Jack Bauer quotes. I am unashamedly ripping these off of Emily Johnson’s blog. I filtered her list down to the ones I find most funny:
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice. Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer. When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade. Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men. Every mathematical inequality officially ends with “< Jack Bauer”.
There you have it. Hilarious!
Do you like us? Well? Do ya? Do ya?
Forever Families Rock!
Love Mercy
Random Photo
