November 1, 2007 "The Office" quotes

Stanley while Michael is testing a dummy at his desk to make it look like he’s there even when he’s not:

“I don’t understand while sleeping at your desk is better than not being here.”

Dwight while trying to pee in a cup in the car:

“I think I cut my penis on the lid.”

Dwight while they’re about to pull a prank on another branch and he’s contemplating hurting a guard:

“The eyes are the groin of the head”

Michael trying to write a want ad to replace Stanley:

WANTED: middle-aged black man with sass”