October 18, 2007 "The Office" quotes

Michael about how well he would do in India to a co-worker at the call center:

“I would have been chief of surgery or a cowboy”

Michael after he yells “BANKRUPTCY” in the office and is told that saying it won’t help anything:

“I didn’t just say it. I declared it.”

That’s all I’ve got this week. It wasn’t that great of an episode.