October 25, 2007 "The Office" quotes

Andy singing the best jingle ever in his opinion…which he can’t remember:

Give me a break, give me a break. Break me off a piece of that __________.

Michael introducing his staff to the commercial guys (paraphrase):

Stanley = urban

Michael doing more intros:

“Phyllis, like our Mrs. Buttersworth”

Dwight while playing a game on his computer:

Second life is not a game, it’s a multiplayer virtual environment...It doesn’t have winners or losers.

Jim (response to Dwight):

Oh it has losers.

Michael:

I was five years old. I couldn’t even talk yet.

Michael after calling Ryan a curse word then finding out he was on the line:

What’s up my brotha’?!

Andy finally thinking he figured out the jingle:

Break me off a piece of that FAN-CY FEAST. It’s a cat food. Nailed it!