5-8-08 "The Office" quotes
I'm going to try to get back in the swing of adding "The Office" quotes each week.
Plot
Michael, Oscar, Pam and Darrel go the job fair at the local high school. Andy, Jim, and Kevin go golfing with a client. Dwight and Angela stay in the office while the rest skip out.
Quotes
- "You could be a classy janitor, or a cashier with dignity or a migraine worker." (Michael talking to a student that he didn't like)
- "Kids are very wary of being wooed these days. Thank you Dateline." (Michael talking about "wooing" students to be interns)
- "Shortcut!...I fell in the sandtrap." (Andy, after wrecking his golf cart while "racing" to the next hole)
- "Count me in. Nope. Alright." (Andy getting shot down when he wants to join the client in future golf games)
- "H&R Block. Come on. I don't even know what they do." (Michael talking about other businesses)
- "Boooooooow woooow wow" (Andy and Kevin while Pam kisses Jim)
- "Kiss her. Kiss her good." (Michael with a very awkward statement while Jim and Pam kiss)


08
I can't wait to watch this now!
by Amy F.Sounds like a good one. I can hear each person saying the quotes, hilarious.
09
"What college did you go
by Marc"What college did you go to?" -Darryl (to Michael after he had made a rude comment about how janitorial interns definitely "wouldn't be going to college.")...Followed by an awkward silence :)
09
Office Quote
by EmilyI loved at the beginning when Michael was explaining how they were going to add a young intern to the office, saying he wanted to "euthanize" the place.
13
Definitely hilarious! :)
by lindsayWe laughed really hard about that one, too! :)