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5-8-08 "The Office" quotes

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I'm going to try to get back in the swing of adding "The Office" quotes each week.

Plot

Michael, Oscar, Pam and Darrel go the job fair at the local high school. Andy, Jim, and Kevin go golfing with a client. Dwight and Angela stay in the office while the rest skip out.

Quotes

  • "You could be a classy janitor, or a cashier with dignity or a migraine worker." (Michael talking to a student that he didn't like)
  • "Kids are very wary of being wooed these days. Thank you Dateline." (Michael talking about "wooing" students to be interns)
  • "Shortcut!...I fell in the sandtrap." (Andy, after wrecking his golf cart while "racing" to the next hole)
  • "Count me in. Nope. Alright." (Andy getting shot down when he wants to join the client in future golf games)
  • "H&R Block. Come on. I don't even know what they do." (Michael talking about other businesses)
  • "Boooooooow woooow wow" (Andy and Kevin while Pam kisses Jim)
  • "Kiss her. Kiss her good." (Michael with a very awkward statement while Jim and Pam kiss)

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